Electric Mayhem

Electric Mayhem is a band who makes wonderful music that is shown in the Muppet movies.

"did you hear that new album Electric Mayhem put out?"

by Fixitfrost59 April 18, 2023

Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask

But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me

by Death Menace May 5, 2023

Service Electric

a group of affiliated cable television companies serving eastern Pennsylvania and western New Jersey. The company is headquartered in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania in the Lehigh Valley.

In early 2011, Service Electric commenced offloading cable systems from its Service Electric Cable Company affiliate

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023

Service Electric

a group of affiliated cable television companies serving eastern Pennsylvania and western New Jersey.

Service Electric also offers broadband Internet and telephone services through PenTeleData and Alianza. both of which are partner companies

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023

Electric lemonade

In 08/11/2023 a man by the name of caz, ordered 5 electric lemonades which contain sprite, lemonade, and alot of sugar. He drank one and liked it. And then he drank another and another one. Until he felt ill. And then he started screaming “IS THERE A CURE FOR DIABETES?!” In the local rec center. His cousin was there. He then was approached by 2 other people who called him names. Then they left and then caz became normal again.

The next day, he ordered another 5 electric lemonades. And then he was still fine. It was like he was asking for diabetes but he was still fine. Then he laid off the electric lemonades for a while after school started because caz’s dear friend named “bananaboy” has left the country for good.

caz: woah this is some good stuff! I love drinking electric lemonades!

Bananaboy: ok but don’t get diabetes

caz’s cousin: lay off the electric lemonades!

by electric lemonade September 19, 2023

bamboo electric toothbrush head

A bamboo electric toothbrush head is known as a ‘boohead’

Dude, I want to get a bamboo electric toothbrush head….
Dude, you mean a boohead….

by Booheads July 19, 2023

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023