piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.
Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed
by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
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Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.
Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!
by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010
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googleing eyes

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
by widowpanda July 01, 2010
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eye trash

anything that is a visually offesive; i.e. a waste of good scenery; worse than an eye sore
All the "cookie cutter" urban sprawl is eye trash for nature.
The coveting power of the ultimate eye trash, Wally World.
by Erin Mikels June 11, 2005
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no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
by Alejandro1 November 07, 2013
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pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.
"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine
by rip_moochelle April 19, 2023
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Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019
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