eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.
Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum
by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019
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eye-looky


When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.


girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."
by calleyanne August 05, 2007
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sharp eyes

Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.
That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !
by Mungbuster86 August 13, 2017
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Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.
Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ Any man would be so luchy to have you๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ Thank you for sharing! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Have๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘great ๐Ÿ‘weekend ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"
by birthad November 09, 2018
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eyes to yourself

keep your eyes to yourself
by babyfood69 April 25, 2016
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Robo eyes

Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.
I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.
by thexshattered February 28, 2010
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pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.
"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine
by rip_moochelle April 19, 2023
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