December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

december 3

Heather day, the day you wear your significant other’s sweater and they have to say it looks better on you then it does them

“it’s December 3...”
“here’s my sweater you look better than me in it”

by i aint ever seen 2 pretty bsf December 2, 2020

Suck a Dick December

Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.

“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”

by longdongcockenheimer November 5, 2018

December 11

National ‘bully your y’all friend day’! If you have a tall friend just slap them across the face.

Short friend on December 11: Hey!
Tall friend: Oh no
Short friend: Oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 7, 2019

The Decemberists

The most excellent historical/literary indie rock/pop band that ever hit the airwaves. Led by frontman Colin Meloy, they constantly deliver songs that take us to worlds long gone to the sound of witty lyrics and perhaps a bit of polka or metal to back it up.

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What're you listening to?

Me: The Tain, by The Decemberists

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What the hell's that? All I know is that no one around me listens to it, so I shouldn't either. Everyone knows that musical taste isn't what you think sounds good, it's what other people tell me SHOULD sound good.

Me: **slaps forehead** Well then I'm telling you that it sound good and you should listen to it. In fact you WILL listen to it, or I WILL shove your #$@!ing damned Green Day®™© CD up your little ultra-conformist ass.

by Arrianus January 25, 2006

December 11th

December 11th is national skip school day!! It's the day you can skip school and won't be juged cause everyone has to do it too!!

#skipschooldec11th #december11thskipschool

Mary: Hey what are you going to work on in school tommorow?
Tahsa:Nothing I get to skip. Duh dont you remember??
Mary:oh thats right tommorow is December 11th national skip school day.

by emmyt9807 November 1, 2019

December 3

December the 3rd is when the most amazing people are born,

Only good vibez available today.

Person 1:it’s December 3!
Person 2: ParTaYY

by chef-d'oeuvre November 29, 2020