4 December

On 4th December, Girls are going to ask out their crush instead of their crush asking them out. This can be celebrated anywhere in the world but mostly in the UK. Good luck girls! Also you can’t be rejected-it’s against the rules of 4th of December!

Girl: Will u go out with me?
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot

by •Nutella• December 3, 2020

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December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

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december 15

National basketball bj boy day

Brady "Oh hey it's December 15th you know what that means"
Alex "I know what it means after practice i'll give you that slop"

by Tomothon December 6, 2020

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December 23

Beat up a ginger day. For 24 hours, on December 23rd, you can beat up any ginger. Go ham on them.

John: Why are you shanking me?!?
Joe: It’s December 23rd.
John: Ah, respectable. Carry on.

by Doggovize December 14, 2020

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December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

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