de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

De-paraphenalize

When professional people/relatives are visiting the home of a stoner , the stoner must in turn hide all the drugs and paraphenalia in secret locations in ze homestead.

"yooooo wheres all ur bongs and shit at, it looks like im in a church"
"had to de-paraphenalize it bro, my grannys reaching my home tonight"

by hardkaur33 September 22, 2013

de-browse

Navigating away from a web page. ie, as a verb "I de-browsed TSN.ca

I de-browsed tsn.ca

by RouterGuy September 27, 2013

de-browse

Navigate away from a web page

I had to quickly de-browse sportsnet.ca when my boss walked by.

by RouterGuy September 27, 2013

de-almondization

when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo

Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.

by mbp4me September 27, 2013

de-explicify

The act of removing explicit content from a person, place or thing, and making it none-offensive

When Joe Shmoe bought 20 Cent's music album to play at church, he had to de-explicify it by removing every single offensive word and phrase in every single song, resulting in a 20 minute album.

by mashupdiplace October 1, 2013

De-poshify

To eliminate traces of poshness from the soul

I need to de-poshify her, she is finding made in Chelsea relatable

by WilliamKatespeare December 30, 2013