First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
by eatsleepnut May 7, 2017
Get the Doggy Cloggymug. caldwell: hey jim you ever heard of a soggy doggy? jim: no. caldwell: well your about to experience one first hand
by sp6c3 September 26, 2024
Get the soggy doggymug. Alternate name for donuts, especially “old fashioneds”. Prominent across Michigan, Illinois, and other Great Lakes states. Origin unclear, but likely a cute name created by bakers to appeal to children.
Well, you know cops— they love their coffee, and they love their doggy bread.
What doggy bread y’all got today? I’m thinking jelly filled, but boston cream works too.
I love dunkin, but for doggy bread you can’t beat homemade!
Fuck, I love doggy bread.
What doggy bread y’all got today? I’m thinking jelly filled, but boston cream works too.
I love dunkin, but for doggy bread you can’t beat homemade!
Fuck, I love doggy bread.
by TigersFreakMotown42 February 17, 2024
Get the Doggy breadmug. doggie means being cool
by Eyebrow dog October 22, 2020
Get the doggiemug. 
Semi-popular american (I think) Geometry Dash streamer / Youtuber with around 40k subscribers as I write this. He is also npesta's editor (usually stream highlights). Also known for saying the words "guy" and "man" 10 times a second.
by nplsm July 23, 2021
Get the Doggiemug. by Makzexjexj March 12, 2025
Get the DOGGI-mug.