Denny's

A restaurant that you can only end up in if - A) You aren't sober or B) Your life is in a tailspin and have hit rock bottom. The mean weight of the average person who goes to Denny's is 375 lbs or so. When entering you have a good 50% chance that you either pass out in the bathroom or take a big portion out of your life because of the food, most likely both. Similar but even trashier to iHop, Denny's is a place where most of the visitors know more about the menu than the waiters and waitresses (Which is justified since they see how it's really made and know that eating it is a death-wish) . If you had the mental capacity to read to this point, you probably understand fully that Denny's is a place you try to avoid at all costs...

Guy 1: Yo, wanna go to Denny's tonight? I heard they had they have a deal on Grand Slams.
Guy 2: We can't be friends anymore, I wasn't aware that you don't have any regard for my health, family, or general well being...

by Skeetwood Mac June 17, 2016

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Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.

I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!

by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011

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big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

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Dennis Mcnerney

Dennis Mcnerney seems cool when you first meet him, Then you realize he has no personality would rather have my fingernails pulled out than have to listen to him talk. Not only does he leave his dishes out but he also jerks off very loud while I’m trying to do my bible study with friends. He gets zero bitches and has to resort to bringing dudes over. Last night I listened to him from the other room begging for his lover Tyrese to give him that brown sugar and that he didn’t want to be able to walk because his asshole was so gapped

That guy acts like such a cat he’s such a Dennis Mcnerney Meow

Man he’s such a Dennis Mcnerney he’s so good at docking

by Honey Pak God January 30, 2025

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Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?

So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?

by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020

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