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Closeted Gay

A gay that has not come into their sexuality. ie; Nate Tompkins
Nate is a prime example of a closeted gay.
by kylxren January 9, 2019
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cummy closet

When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.
Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
by Black KKK August 10, 2019
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Closet Queer

A male who is overly flamboyant,and flirts with other homosexuals.

Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.


The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.

You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
"Grant has always been really flamboyant... is he gay?"

"No he is a closet queer."
by Watch your mouth October 18, 2008
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Cosette

Cosette is pronounced (co-zet) not (core-set).

Cosette is a name of french origin, Victor Hugo created the name Cosette for his main character in his book Les Misérables. Les misérables has a play, musical, and movie adaptation. You might notice all the Cosette’s you’ll meet are all insanely beautiful with A class humor. You might find yourself falling for a Cosette in the future.
You: wow Cosette your the prettiest girl I’ve ever met!
Cosette: thanks homie.
by Mindyourbuisnesswitch November 24, 2021
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consettia

Loyal, and beautiful yet moody and can quickly get bitchy.
She is so consettia I never know when to shit or git.
by TQUIMBY November 14, 2006
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Cometbus-esque

The writing style Cometbus introduced.
It's basically about writing from your point of view of your friends, life, music, etc. Always honest and fresh.
Many zines and zinesters adopted the Cometbus-esque as their writing style, 'cause it's simply awesome and interesting to read
by dr. gruff April 11, 2008
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closet liker

(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
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