The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.
Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

hot crotch buns
example: that burning coohie, shelby has a burning coochie! she might want to see a doctor about that
example: that burning coohie, shelby has a burning coochie! she might want to see a doctor about that
by yeist infection March 30, 2015

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by HellYes85 March 8, 2021

Wow, Zach is such a coochie bitch. He just made fun of me for being a prude when he is even bigger of a prude.
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