Jacob clarke

Jacob clarke : I have swaz
by Pippalittlewood October 18, 2020
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Oakland Clarke

A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
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David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
David Clark looks like a Jew?
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Con Clark

He is the definition of a sped, if you see him, put him in a cage. He is a retard.
by Bleat November 30, 2019
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Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.
Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30
by Nathan_go December 22, 2019
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Will Clark

A very romantic guy, but push his buttons and you will get yourself in some knockout trouble
I remember Will Clark. He was just to kind
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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