The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.
Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
by Brycipoo January 1, 2009
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Donny: *making a dieing dog noise*
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
by sabs/sabbath January 4, 2010
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The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.
Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.
Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.
The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.
Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.
Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.
by Chris Shank October 4, 2005
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