A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.
Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"
Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "
Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "
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Get the Chucky Cheesin' mug.A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.
Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"
Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "
Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "
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Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
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A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
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Get the Creep Creeping Past Expiration mug.Workin and Creepin is the act of doing whatever your job is while also being a creep. A job could be anything from having sex to just doing your everyday 9 to 5 job. While at the same time creepin.
Ex. A principal who tries to flirt with students is workin and creepin.
Ex.2: a police officer who will let someone go if they show some skin is workin and creepin.
Josh: dude, did you see those people having sex in the tent last night?
Robert: And the rest of us were creepin up on them!
Tim: Yeah they were workin and creepin.
Principal: sarah you have an extra large rump.
Laura: wow he is workin and creepin
Ex.2: a police officer who will let someone go if they show some skin is workin and creepin.
Josh: dude, did you see those people having sex in the tent last night?
Robert: And the rest of us were creepin up on them!
Tim: Yeah they were workin and creepin.
Principal: sarah you have an extra large rump.
Laura: wow he is workin and creepin
by king of creep June 11, 2010
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