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apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.
I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash
by my bunghole July 3, 2003
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Computer Hangover

Stay up for 24- hours on the computer then next day you feeling sleeply head.
Me- (yawning)

Teacher- ooh, are you stay up late?
Me- yes... computer Hangover I guess.
by sownerzz May 2, 2011
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computer phone

What telephones have turned into.
You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.
by anaomus November 4, 2004
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Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.
"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
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computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.
Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!
by alexhasskills March 12, 2012
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School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.
Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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