Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Chos before hoes

Prioritizing comedian Margaret Cho before other women

You've got to give Margaret a shot you know the old saying chos before hoes

by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025

Late before-noon

11am-11:59am

it's Late before-noon

by Janek2007 February 6, 2019

Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Bros before embros

Expressed in the same interests as bros before hoes , but on a real level of warning a friend about a treacherous female

Hey look man, just be careful with her , bros before embros is all I'm trying to say

by Thisguyandtheotherone June 10, 2018

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