Faggiest of the superheroes.
*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022
Get the batmanmug. by The Bruce Wane December 29, 2024
Get the Batmanmug. When you put a batman voice on while you are doing a man in the bum and say "Joker does my baterang hurt your bat cave!"
by Sexy Boy Jenkins May 23, 2016
Get the Batmaningmug. Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
Get the Klarnetçi Batmanmug. Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.
by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025
Get the batman guymug. An old Youtube and popular ringtone that involves a...weird song that sounds like complete gibberish while Batman shakes his head like he's having a seizure.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Get the Batman on Drugsmug.