Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair

Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair

by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021

Bald

Martin is bald

Bald matiiiiin

by matinnnn August 31, 2023

Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)

Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

Go Bald

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)

You're so funny please don't go bald

by bellapepper September 9, 2025