Bald Booguinnea

Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.

"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"

by Guapchaser6832 April 6, 2023

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.

Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.

by David'sBald August 22, 2023