Boba Asian

self-loathing Asian diaspora that thinks Asian won't break the bamboo ceiling.

Andrew Lee is such a boba Asian.

by grazmcd June 9, 2019

Sneaky Asian

v.
1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.

(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??

by Hammerwang June 3, 2008

asian party

parties thrown by Asian parents who always invite many other Asian families. Always involves good food and often karaoke and cards.

There's going to be an Asian Party at my house for Chinese New Years.

by aznlikenoother November 16, 2010

asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes

Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.

by ddm March 11, 2013

Asian Morning

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.

Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!

by DeoKots April 5, 2008

asian cuddles

the act of one person resting his or her head on another person's shoulders (in a completely platonic way). Apparently a common thing for friends to do in China when one of them is tired.

I was tired, so Jerry let me give him some asian cuddles.

by cuddle master December 23, 2008

asian whiplash

Asian Whiplash is a self-inflicted injury that usually affects those with yellow fever. When the affected individual sees someone of Asian decent, they quickly turn their, or turn their head to far in one direction, to look at the person, causing an unpleasant pain in the neck. The pain in the neck is usually cancelled out by the pleasure on the eyes at the sight of an Asian, however, so they never learn and the injury rarely gets a chance to heal.

Person A (Plagued by Yellow Fever) is walking down the street and they see an Asian. Not wanting to be TOO obvious and stop walking, they turn their head as they continue on, causing Asian Whiplash. Persons accompanying Person A are likely heard to say "Don't break your neck!"

by Jonelle June 29, 2005