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2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
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i am pool

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by I am pool April 19, 2021
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I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
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Am I bisexual?

Don't ask me, ask yourself why you researched this😏
Dude, you're obv bi if you're searching up shit like this
"Am I bisexual?"
by ThAtSsOfETcH💅✨ June 23, 2021
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I am groot

I am groot i am groot I am groot i am groot
by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019
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therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.
Therefore I Am likes facial hair variations.
by Kip Casper December 15, 2008
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I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off
Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!
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