bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint

"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020

Bed Back

Having a extremly sore back, due to long periods of time spent in bed, Likely hungover

I have terrible bed back from this weekend.

by J Morri June 22, 2020

geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.

you got a geef bed bro!

by pickle ricky November 11, 2018

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 8, 2015

sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.

I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.

by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

by TayBoop September 1, 2023