hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 07, 2011

Hair slut

A girl who only likes guys for his hair

Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair

by Mikiemike January 22, 2014

mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 31, 2023

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 31, 2019

hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 08, 2009

banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.

>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full

by lemonfell January 29, 2018