Goober

A goober.

Goober is a goober

by Roonledoggo July 24, 2023

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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024

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Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

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Goofy Goober

A Goofy Goober is someone with a Christmas hat on at McDonalds.

Look a that guy sitting there with his Christmas hat on in McDonalds. That’s a Goofy Goober for sure

by Lil Knowledge June 19, 2023

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is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

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