November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

May 5th

National get a dick pic day! Whoever you send this to has to send a dick pic!

Send a dick pic! It’s May 5th so you have to send a dick pic!

by Astr0_ May 4, 2024

November 5th

5th November is April fools V2

November 5th APRIL FOOLES SUCKERS

by gingko12345 November 5, 2020

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

November 5th

National wife ur friend or ur crush day

Sky: Omg it’s November 5th that means do I want to wife Naomi or my crush.

by Fake fake fiz page November 5, 2019