July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 28

Parents can say yes to anything day

"Can I have an iPhone dad? ", " No son ", " But it's July 28!! ", " Oh yes"

by Purpsyt July 27, 2022

September 28

The day where meaning of life was born. Otherwise known as Karla’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this person for being a failed plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 27, 2022

July 28

National Rex Oz Day

July 28 is fucking rex oz day

by Rex Oz July 28, 2022

June 28

Go on a date with your bff day

Me: go on a date with me
Bff:no

Me:you can’t say no its june 28

by Random dude on the internet 77 June 26, 2022

June 28

Day to buy ur friends Valorant points

“ MEOW ITS JUNE 28 “
“ so? “
“ ITS BUY UR KITTENS VAL POINTS “

by chufloe June 27, 2022

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022