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An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
by Teacher D September 7, 2022
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double wax'n

when you wax a furry animal completely bald, skin them alive, and then wax the skinned animal's bloody muscles and exposed flesh parts.
1.hey dude did you just double wax my pet dog?
2.hey bro wanna go double wax'n some cats?
by double waxer September 10, 2025
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double-bearelled

1. Having two degrees from UC Berkeley; twice the Cal pride in one person.
2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
1. “He’s double-bearelled — Haas undergrad and CNR master’s.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
by Bobo the clown September 28, 2025
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double-dipping

When you join more than one voice call/channel on any social media platform (i.e. Discord) at one time to talk to two groups of people simultaneously. This is usually done on Discord by joining voice channels with the same account on two different devices.

Usually performed by people suffering from FOMO (fear of missing out) to avoid missing conversations they perceive as important to progress themselves sufficiently on the social hierarchy.
"Hey! Are you double-dipping on me? I can hear you talking to that chick Marissa on the other call y'know!"
by HentaiGrill May 2, 2022
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double dip

double dip is when someone dips something into something like a tortilla chip into cheese or salsa, and they bite off it, and stick the part they bit off back into the public dip. leaving their saliva in the dip instead of eating the whole thing and getting a new chip or whatever is being dipped. can cause hiv or aids or any other std or sti.
don't double dip dude damn.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Double Date

The act of a male gently resting his testicles in between a woman's breasts.
"Hey Jon! What've you been up to?"
"I've been doing double dates with Abby"
by toeman30 January 20, 2021
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