true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

Gravy Friends

Two or more people who bond other the fine delicacy of gravy. e.g KFC gravy

Darren and Tashia became gravy friends after realising their sharing love for KFC gravy with a 10 for £10

by Quirkywords November 5, 2020

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Friend

Not everybody you meet in life is your friend, therefore it's unrealistic to think everybody will live together as friends if they never have.

Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020

Friend

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

by Among_us November 8, 2020