Autistic 13 year old croatian retard who is less autistic then the autistic kid in his class, likes to make memes, show nudes, talk to hebroninininininininininians and to a retard called Martin. Says that even when he's 30 he'll call himself Cool Kid, says "If i had a sister i'd sell her"!
Derby:"Where is Cool Kid"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"
by NightT0xic July 13, 2018
Get the Cool Kidmug. A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.
Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣
Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Another example
*YouTube Short Here*
Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣
Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Another example
*YouTube Short Here*
Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀
by Avatarmint December 26, 2023
Get the YouTube Shorts Kidmug. Someone who potentially went to the School Of Science and Technology in Beaverton, Oregon. They are obsessed with memes and aren't afraid to talk about anything sexual. Wear sweatpants constantly, and an oversized sweater. These kids put no effort into any of their classes but still do well in college. Most of these kids have no social lives, and if asked to be social, they look lost. They usually have no athletic ability whatsoever but they tend to be smart. They have too many dad jokes and make references to memes.
Person 1: You're such an sst kid!
Person 2: Um, why?
Person 1: You're full of memes and aren't afraid to talk about sex.
Person 2: Um, why?
Person 1: You're full of memes and aren't afraid to talk about sex.
by The 2017 SST human November 18, 2019
Get the Sst kidmug. A person who was raised poor or low income and later still has those survival or adaptive habits, even if they later have money and a stable life.
by Rocket28 July 30, 2019
Get the scrub kidmug. Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023
Get the Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shitmug. by Supanova777 December 9, 2019
Get the Cringe Kid Awardmug. People who wear clothing and listen to music that could be identified as belonging to a wide range of "alternative" sub-genres and aesthetics. This is kind of a umbrella term that groups in a bunch of different sub cultures into a vague alternative umbrella. Alt kids are likely to refer to themselves or a group of friends with similar aesthetics as being alt kids in an endearing or fond way. Its not really used as an insult, its would make sense for an emo kid born somewhere in the years between like 1994 and 2006 but also could be a bit older or younger than that range to use.
A good example would be like someone who is a loose mix between an Emo / Goth kid that grew up listening to a genre spanning mix of bands like my chemical romance, the smiths, sonic youth, sorority noise, dashboard confessional, panic at the disco, and death cab for cutie would use "Alt Kids" to describe the loosely organized group of scene kids, goths, punks, ravers, and indie kids that they formed the closest bonds with in their mid to late teens and early to mid 20s in one very simple and generalized term.
A good example would be like someone who is a loose mix between an Emo / Goth kid that grew up listening to a genre spanning mix of bands like my chemical romance, the smiths, sonic youth, sorority noise, dashboard confessional, panic at the disco, and death cab for cutie would use "Alt Kids" to describe the loosely organized group of scene kids, goths, punks, ravers, and indie kids that they formed the closest bonds with in their mid to late teens and early to mid 20s in one very simple and generalized term.
*two tiny lolita goth girls, a trad goth boy smoking a cigarette, a pair of stumbling messy haired emo boys, a dazed looking punk kid with a black eye, and a nearly 7 foot tall metalhead dude carrying a vamp goth over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes all stumble up to the front entrance of a papa johns at 5 am*
The main cashier: " Oh shit man not the alt kids"
Another employee: "Whats wrong with the alt kids. They tip well, they're funny and they always invite us to cool events"
The cashier: "Yeah man thats the problem, every time they invite us to a show its a super fun night, and I genuinely like some of the music they play for us. What if we turn into alt kids as well man?"
The coworker: "embrace it man, embrace it"
The main cashier: " Oh shit man not the alt kids"
Another employee: "Whats wrong with the alt kids. They tip well, they're funny and they always invite us to cool events"
The cashier: "Yeah man thats the problem, every time they invite us to a show its a super fun night, and I genuinely like some of the music they play for us. What if we turn into alt kids as well man?"
The coworker: "embrace it man, embrace it"
by emobooii May 15, 2025
Get the Alt Kidsmug.