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Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !
Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already
by confusingashell December 31, 2023
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New order

In just a couple years TV for kids went from Ninja Turtles to Power Rangers, so what do people think the new order of kids that grew up on Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur are going to do with the world if they get the New Kingdom they are trying to make happen?
The New Order of kids actually thought the Power Rangers was awesome when it came out, which is a lot like describing secret police or SS as awesome. They also thought Barney the purple dinosaur was awesome, which is just plain disturbing. These are the kinds of kids that got ideas from watching the 90's show that had a goofy song with a line "Brother for sale, 25 cents" on how to make the dollar signs in their eyes from a young age.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024
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New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out
My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.
by jackbosgames March 29, 2025
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a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.
"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.
by Logan R white January 10, 2011
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New Delhi Chest Chocolate

New Delhi has a disgusting Scat Porn reputation, this word comes from the world of New Delhi Scat Porn Forums. Translated directly from the forum:
"New delhi chest chocolate is shit on her chest"
by il nut eggs out June 25, 2023
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