Ardy’s cum

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower

Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola

by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

Cum

Salty cream that comes out of your dick.

"I'm about to cummmmmmm- -mmmmmmmmmmm."

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT August 13, 2023

Cum dumpster deluxe

High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020

I know this bitch, real cum dumpster deluxe!

by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020

Cum

Cum is a white sticky substance that comes out a penis or vagina.

“Omg baby I’m going to cum!”

by Justboredlol December 21, 2021

Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cum Trumpster

When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"

Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.

by King Happo April 23, 2018