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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

ur mom

This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.

POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.

by Wastful November 29, 2020

Ur mom

You just got🕺🕺

Ur mom just got rick rolled🕺

by Elon musk is June 2, 2022

mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

ur mom

word that can be used as the ultimate comeback from you friends

*****DO NOT USE IF PERSON DOES NOW HAVE A MOM*****

Person 1 : hay what are you doing?

Person 2 : ur mom

Person 1 : hey wanna hang today??

Person 2 : cant i'm hanging with ur mom

Person 1 : hey your cute

Person 2 : ur moms cute

Person 1 : ur ugly

Person 2 : so is ur mom

by ur mom April 22, 2022

Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.

Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021