Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023

You're Blue!

It is an inside joke me and my friends made when we played Roblox back in our school days. Whenever one guy said that we are allowed to join the game he is in but that friend's status is still blue (meaning online but not in a game), that phrase is what we used to rant on the one who hosted.

bro1: Yo bros! I got found a good game to play! Join me now!
bro2: YOU'RE BLUE! Stop cappin!

by BlackPenguin20 April 29, 2023

Blue Ballz

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.

Davis had blue ballz when your mum didn't let him cum.

by Funghula Grün June 30, 2022

Brain blue

The feeling of being able to express that it is ok.

I just got a brain blue.

by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020

blue-balligerent

A portmanteau of blue balls and belligerent. A feeling of irritability and anger caused by a lack of sex (withheld as punishment, staying with family, married, etc...).

Man:"I'm sorry I turned off Girls last night, I was just blue-balligerent."
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"

by LabHippy November 14, 2016

Pebbledash Blues

The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.

Is Richard coming out tonight?

Nah, he's sulking at home with a case of the Pebbledash Blues.

by McBuffet October 7, 2017

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025