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your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.
“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”
by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020
mugGet the your mommug.

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
mugGet the I'm gonna tell my mommug.

ur mom

"Dang that persons hottttttt bro"
"That's my mom dude"
"ur moms hot"
by littleladlover February 16, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute
by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

your mom

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.
josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"
by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

your mom

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM
by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019
mugGet the your mommug.

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