Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

Monkey Treasure by just what i needed May 19, 2010

Monkey Party 

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

Monkey Party by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

monkey threat by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

monkey in a bananna suit 

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

monkey in a bananna suit by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010

monkey principle 

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.

Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!

monkey principle by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010

Monkey Smasher 

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

Monkey Smasher by Tkolee September 6, 2010

Monkey clawed eagle 

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

Monkey clawed eagle by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011