Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
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Get the blue job mug.A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
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Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name
Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name
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My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
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