Act like a Girl/Boy Day

It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.

Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?

Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.

by GreatBaconGamer June 1, 2018

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Let's go girls
C'mon
I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout, uh
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman (hey!)
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman
Uh, huh
Oh, yeah

The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
(The way I feel)

Man, I feel like a woman
Hey!
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Act totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

by Death Menace September 16, 2022

Smells like a vacation

Smells like weed

After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.

by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012

pero like

The ultimate Spanglish saying.
Actually means “but like.”

Person 1: I thought the party would be super cool, pero like, it was really boring.
Person 2: Are you speaking Spanglish?

by that one guy April 25, 2024

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012