by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017
big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self
by peniscum123 March 18, 2023
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
by please be appropriate March 06, 2020
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021