chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast
Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?
by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017
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big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self
by peniscum123 March 18, 2023
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
by please be appropriate March 06, 2020
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Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
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turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021
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