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Get Off My Cunt

Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!
by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007
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People That Piss You Off

This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.
Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.
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hop off my clit

mind your own business, stay away from me, if someone is getting in your space to much you can use this phrase. If someone is trying to know way too much about you.
Hanna C says"hop off my clit" on facebook daily to let girls know to stay out of her life, and leave herand her boyfriend alone.
by Dennys on camp March 10, 2011
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get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
by blthrskt September 11, 2005
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Pull the popes hat off

Alex dichello:Im gonna go pull the popes hat off.
by SOF'INFUNNY December 1, 2010
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Eating off the dollar menu

A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
by Tha6foota May 11, 2009
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Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.
*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"
by Bjorn Olson March 12, 2008
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