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Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
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Sexy black hitler

Sexy Black hitler is very sexy, black and pretty nazipazi. He loves to hang out with satan and his boyfriend saddam hussein. They do orgys and threesomes all the time.
Look! That guy is sexy black and is having a threesome with satan and saddam hussein. He must be a Sexy black hitler!
by Kakboll November 7, 2022
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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011
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true norwegian black metal

The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.

Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)
by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007
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Big Juicy Black Men

After watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn for 1 week straight, I understand the reason I was born, nay the reason humans even exist! It was all for this, Big Juicy Black Men Porn.

Jerking off vigorously while indulging yourself in Big Juicy Black Men Porn is the most sexually stimulating and arousing thing you can possibly do in your lifetime.

Why go out and touch grass when you can spend 30 hours a day watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn? Big Juicy Black Men Porn provides you with all the necessary human interaction that you need and will EVER need.

It is scientifically proven that watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn increases your physical strength and endurance SIGNIFICANTLY, you'll even get a MAJOR increase in intellect!.

Watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn has not only gotten me a chiseled chin, chad jawline, 9 packs and several instances of testicular torsion (from jerking off too much). It has also ensured that humanity will go down a path of prosperity.

Great job, Big Juicy Black Men Porn You are truly the of all time!
Person A: "God I love porn."

Person B: "Which type of porn?"

Person A: "I have many kinks, inflation, impregnation, BDSM Cum Monsters, amputees and so much more. But my favorite genre has to be Big Juicy Black Men."

Person B: "You have good taste, I love Big Juicy Black Men as well."

Person A: "Wanna make out?"

Person B: "Fuck yeah."
by BigJuicyBlackMen Enjoyer January 23, 2023
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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal July 8, 2016
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Black Hole Stomach Syndrome

Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.
I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.
by BonelessJohn February 3, 2020
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