Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022

Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.

Hey there, Im dipshit the rat king!

by Skenjermine March 13, 2022

Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

by hubsta April 7, 2022

Will Of The King

A narrative trope that isn't remotely worthy of the cosmic echo it happens to be. Therapeutically incomphrensible. The highest of the form;Divine and moreso the divine highness of the divine in itself! It is everything that ever is and much more everything that was not.

Foolish man: jeez! That dude is.
Wise man: IT IS THE WILL OF THE KING! IT IS THE WILL OF THE KING!!!

by O No Ishi!!! April 21, 2022

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

hanging the king

When, in the game of chess, you make a move that allows your opponent to mate you on the next turn.

I thought I could take his rook for free, but I was hanging the king

by FAMLIT PERSON May 31, 2022

Runnin a king

"Running a king" is when You start work doing the same job and around the same time with your co-workers yet you are the last one to finish. This especially refers to second shift positions

Seems like Meadows got it in the balls real bad tonight. He's runnin a king for the third time this week.

by Creamin Off June 7, 2022