ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

by jim's friend October 2, 2011

ass pirate

N: One who is looking for the "booty"

Tom, you've been acting like a fuckin ass pirate all night!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

ass rape

A good time

I took him hard with my pork sword up his sphinkter.

by Helpguy June 1, 2003

Ass Baggage

ass baggage is the term for the fat that hangs just below a bitches ass cheeks and her thighs..

its is common on women who have had multiple babies or multiple cheeseburgers in one sitting

dude did you see that bitches ass baggage?

fuck yeah man it was sick, i could swung from that shit like a jungle gym

totally dude that was some steamy hot ass baggage!

by danieltoshingtion February 2, 2010

ass clown

1) someone who is a total douche bag,
2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.

1)you fucking ASS CLOWN!
2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....

by Mr Chillpill80 June 21, 2009

bang that ass

a delicately sensitive description of the sex act!

at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!

that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!

hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

legit-ass

adj. A level up from legit

Simon: Bro, this song is so legit.

Jim: Bro, are you kidding me bro? This is the most legit-ass song I've ever heard.

by broseph manguy May 21, 2009