SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy

Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.

by Heuchdj May 18, 2021

whart the fart

A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.

Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?

by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024

Fart Fanatic

A fart fanatic is one who enjoys the
sounds and smells of random people's
farts as well as his or her own. Also anyone who can recall epic farts of

their pass.

Hey dude, why are you waughting

that butch's fart in your face? You just got through smelling your own fart. You're becoming a real fart fanatic.

farts fanatic fan

by Helmet72 January 18, 2016

Fart bag

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.

Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.

by Bill Beef July 1, 2025

Fart

A good smell that smells so good

A fart is a smell that is amazing omg the best smell ever

by antiasf June 4, 2021

Dumbo Fart

A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence. Also used to describe a face.

Guy: Man, that James is one dumbo fart, he ran right into a wall.

Another Guy: I kicked John in the balls, he looked like a huge dumbo fart.

by Daniel Polito November 25, 2010

fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.

Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*

by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021