shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

punch the face of god

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.

Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God

by ADCS May 22, 2009

smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before

by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005

fix your face

a term used to essentially say "go fuck yourself" to a potential adversary.

Idiot or moron: acting aggressive, looking to fight, or being otherwise bothsome

Certified G: bitch, fix your face. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKA

by gangster8 January 6, 2011

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

" I can't believe their getting married, he has date rape face" - Harold and Kumar

by Alex Hakafaf August 5, 2008

Terminal Bitch Face

When a woman, despite her mood, always looks bitchy. She might feel cheerful, amused, enraptured, or content, but she always looks like a bitch. Often times the woman is well aware of her condition, and despises how other people constantly tell her to smile. This might actually make her feel like bitching at you. Terminal Bitch Face sufferers often hear "That's just how her face is."

The character Betty Draper from Mad Men suffers from Terminal Bitch Face.

by TBFAnon August 25, 2011

Asian Red Face

The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.

I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!

by youngskrrt July 29, 2014