Pretty much the best thing ever (No offense to dog people.). Cats are the best time-killer. ( If your into watching random videos on youtube.) They also are the best thing to scream at some random person if your feeling raged.
Gamer: "What a f*ck, I killed that mother f*cker!
Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro.
Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!
Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro.
Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!
by Kats4Life January 22, 2018
Get the catsmug. (Noun)
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person
by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016
Get the Mint cat of randomnessmug. 
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
Get the Cat Massagemug. 
by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023
Get the Screeching catmug. by FFishyFFishy June 8, 2022
Get the Catmug.