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jack

he a loving man. you cant meet anyone who is more loving.

he is really helpful kind and caring man.

jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
yo mate have you met jack?

no why who is he

jack is the most awesome guy ever.
by Romanboss December 26, 2019
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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Fakin Jacks

In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
Aww man!! i wouldn't even mess wit him dude be Fakin Jacks
by melvomp February 2, 2021
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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
by bigboybobo June 24, 2024
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four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.
Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.
by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017
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jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra
Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy
by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013
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jack jarvis

the term Jack Jarvis refers to a person of lgbtq sexuality. they are generally frowned upon by others.
by fard_lord March 17, 2024
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