Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

Blue Eyes White Dragon

The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.

*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon”

by Detective Handy December 20, 2021

blue wigs

kaybop mom crusty blue bob shut stiff on my dead man’s

“ blue wigs “

by gangity January 8, 2023

Corona Blues

Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.

“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”

“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”

by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

blue scholar

Someone with a scholarly degree who still has to work a blue collar job.

We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2017

Blue

Blue could be used as a code word for I love you when you can say I love you in front of people

Angel: The sky is very BLUE today Caine: BLUE is one of my favorite colors

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020