what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

It is what it is.

“Que será, será” or “C'est la vie” for idiots.

This phrase may date back to 1949, where it appeared in an a Nebraska State Journal article by J.E. Lawrence; however, it resurfaces from time to time, like herpes, from a 2001 film by Billy Frolick to a 2017 Europop album by Johnny Logan.

A thousand Americans are dying of COVID-19 every day; it’s true. And you have —it is what it is.

by Dr. Wei February 2, 2021

What happen to this site

You check this word, and after seeing a lot of definitions. Now you should quit and start your life from now on and fuck off from the internet forever.

Man “I want to see the definition of brain but then alot of them were just a blowjob definition then I saw it deeper, this got more worse. I don’t want those thing to be in my mind and so I was on searching for while and seeing random definition and I realize, what happen to this site?”

by Dickdicok March 9, 2023

ermmm what the sigma

to express confusion (Normally sarcastically used). Popularly used by gen alpha/gen z individuals

*guy 1 explodes in game*

guy 2: ermmm what the sigma..

by sigmauser May 29, 2024

What for?

for what reason?

You're buying a new car? What for? Your old one is still in good shape.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023