mom is it time for cake?

A thing that people named Jason say that makes people around them lose brain cells.

Jason said, mom is it time for cake? And Hannah smacked him

by Laganja October 15, 2023

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 03, 2010

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 27, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 03, 2020

Full Time Scum

"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex

Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!

by FTS4L March 15, 2023

A bad time

to have a bad time is to cause someone else's misfortune and can alert yourself to be noticed be particular people and other things to have a bad time is to bring yourself to burn in hell

I was having a good day until I got $200 stolen from me I am now having A bad time

by Sans undertale... July 26, 2021

BK Time

A period in time during a multiworld or Archipelago video game randomizer in which one or more players have no actions in which they can take in-logic, so they opt to go to Burger King while they wait.

"Well I can't do anything until I get my Moon Pearl or my Morph Ball, so it's BK Time for me."

by FusionWarrior October 05, 2023