shit stain

the dude that adds in the lamest shit at the end of a conversation and all you can do is call him a shit stain

nigga you are a nigga my nigga fo sho nigga

the guy that said that is a shit stain

by sam adams blood January 9, 2009

Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014

chicken shit

a)Needlessly taking charge. b)Using authority to get one's way or to get back at somebody. c)A need to demonstrate one's authority.

"That cop could have let me go, but he was just being chicken-shit and gave me a ticket anyway."

by Nathan Strong August 19, 2003

Pigeon Shit

When you're humping a girl from behind and right as you're about to cum you make a coo-ing sound like a pigeon. confused the girl turns around and you blow right in her face. she will be angry just as if a pigeon shat on her.

dude, i pigeon shitted this girl the other night and she had the same reaction as someone who got shit on by a pigeon

by xobnikcaj June 9, 2009

Shit Butt

Homo sapien of the lowest kind. A sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a "sexy creature." One of distasteful ancestry. Always watch out for a shit butt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more shit butts will multiply.

Gawd! That guy was such a shit butt!

OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!

I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.

by bubblekiss11 July 29, 2010

Mikey shit

1)Over dramatic behavior
2)Suspicions
3) Whiny pity seeking remarks

*You lie. I can't trust you!! you cheat!*
response? THATs some MIKEy ShiT!!

by Wifebeaterz December 11, 2006

thats that shit

heroin, H, diactylmorpine

"shootin that "THATS THAT SHIT" in his blood stream"

by adicted7 February 15, 2008