Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 01, 2018

ramen group of friend

an autocratic group of radical islamic terrorism

OH NO GUYS ITS RAMEN GROUP OF FRIEND

by ramen yes July 31, 2020

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex March 27, 2012

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

cuddle friend

This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.

No, cuddle friends do not exist.

by SometimesDefineThings December 19, 2014

My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing

My best friends are the best

by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023

My best friend

A girl who is fucking crazy

My best friend is butter

by Sammycenteno2 January 19, 2023